What can melt your heart?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

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Me- (keep laughing)

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Shruti Verma

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?

Scene- oath ceremony

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Why are there so many single moms in America?

He- (blank face)

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

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In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

What can melt your heart?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

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Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Talks with kids.

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

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Me- (laughs)

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Everyone - okay didi.

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Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

hearhim (ignore my voice)